Showing posts with label False Prophecies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label False Prophecies. Show all posts

Monday, December 5, 2011

The REAL Santa Claus worships the Christ Child

Who says Santa Claus is the man of the Christmas season?

JESUS IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE MAN OF THE CHRISTMAS SEASON!!!

The Santa you see on TV, and virtually everywhere, is just the secular impostor.


He's the REAL Santa Claus: Saint Nicholas of Myra. Even he pronounces that Christ must be the Center of the Season.

And take note: he was the one who beat the hell out of Arius when he can't take what the heretic was saying.

hahahaha

Well, according to a story, when Arius was arguing that Jesus Christ was not God (which Manalists and other anti-Catholic sects follow unkowingly), Saint Nicholas rose up and smacked Arius in the face. Because of this, he was stripped off of his episcopal authority, confiscating his copy of the Gospels and the omophor or pallium, and was detained.

While inside the cell, Jesus and Mary appeared to him and asked him why the saint was in prison. Bishop Nicholas replied, "Because I love you, my Lord and my God." Christ gave him a new copy of the Gospels and the Blessed Mother vested him again with the omophor, bringing back his authority as bishop.

Years later, Dutch people transformed the traditional Saint Nicholas into Santa Claus, and since then, became a popular culture figure every Christmas, which secularists copied and made impostors.

I find it ironic though that secular Santa impostors have the nerve of shouting "Ho ho ho! MERRY CHRISTMAS!" I guess, they should realize that they're saying OUR line.

But imagine, Santa Claus isn't just making a list of who's naughty or nice, he's also beating the hell out of anyone who disregards the Reason for the season, Jesus Christ, the Child in the manger of Bethlehem two thousand years ago. So you better watch your theological thinking and prioritizing this Christmas, or you'll get a knuckle sandwich from Ol' Saint Nick aside from coal while shouting "HO HO HO!".

Can he also be the Patron of boxers? hahahahaha

Anyway, here's what Sir Ishmael Ahab and Fr. Jojo Zerrudo have to say.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

A Way to define Today

Good News: We have no classes, and I'm going to go lazaaay!

Bad News: Uhhhhh...... Just check out this pic by Bro. Paolo Cobangbang, O.P.


Have to admit: It's going to be a day of ranting. Check this one! hahahaha


Ay! Oo nga pala, malapit na pala ang Agosto, at dahil dyan, ilo-launch ko dito at sa Alter Ego ang "Grassroots Project", kung saan madali akong maiintindihan sa blog na 'to kahit isang buwan lang. Ito na rin yata ang ika-94 kong post, at sana tatama sa Agosto ang aking ikaisandaang post dito sa MSAG!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Prophecy or Mass Panic?

Does anyone know this old dude?


Or I guess you have seen these ads before May 21...











Well, how can you convince a largely Catholic country who believes that "NO ONE KNOWS THE HOUR..." (Mt. 24:36) with a "prophecy" of doom that a man named Harold Camping "calculated" in the late 1980's? His so-called "Judgment Day" was first predicted on Sept.7, 1994 (the Vigil(?) of the Birth of the Blessed Virgin Mary), which failed. When it did, Camping explained that there was a "grace period" that will last until May 21, 2011, where each local timezone will experience earthquakes at dusk and souls will be raptured (Rapture is an Evangelical Protestant concept of the election of the faithful, or in simplespeak, souls of "those who are faithful to Christ" will be snatched from the earth and will partake in the Heavenly Banquet. I call it an unfair, overrated stupidity).

But except for a 4-point-something magnitude quake in Northern Luzon that night (which was about an hour late to the predicted "worldwide timezone earthquake"), NOTHING HAPPENED. May 22 came (which is actually my Mom's birthday), and everyone's screwing and cursing Camping personally and virtually. Now he's telling a new date: October 21, 2011. He says that that will be it. I say: even if December 21, 2012 will come, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN; and if there will be a December 22 (which will apparently happen), I'm going to party at my birthday!

He failed once.

He failed twice.

And with this new prediction, he will absolutely fail again.

Will you let him spread his lies and create mass panic? I won't.

Jesus Christ was consistent: NO ONE KNOWS THE HOUR...EXCEPT GOD THE FATHER (Mt. 24:36).



Oh yeah...I almost forgot.... I call this "The Biggest Joke and the Epic Fail of the Century". LOL

Another P.S.: Why emphasize God as Justice? Isn't He Mercy as well? Just because of one man predicting the end of the world, it doesn't follow that God will do it. Besides, Camping had too much adulterated Protestant garbage on his sleeve.

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